Fob Test:

[x] Are you Asian in the first place?
[ ] Were you born in an Asian country?
[ ] Do YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS aLoT?
[x] Do you eat rice almost every single day?
[x] Can you use chopsticks?
[x] Have you taken Asian school as a kid?
[x] Can you speak an Asian language?
[x] Do you style your hair?
[ ] Do you have an "azn crew"?
[ ] Do you get at least a 3.0 GPA?

Total: 6

[ ] Are you or were you once a fob?
[ ] Have you designed a website before?
[x] Do you know the song "got rice?"
[x] Have you dated/want to date Asian girls/boys?
[ ] Do your sms/email have the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet, cute, hot, dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess, ... , oO..,Oo, etc?
[ ] Is your last name Park, Lee, Chang, Wang, Wong, Kim, Cho, Chan, Chen or Leung?
[ ] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house?
[x] You have both an Asian and an English name?
[ ] Do you watch/ read anime?
[x] Do you listen to techno?

Total: 4

[ ] Do you listen to Asian music?
[x] Have you watched Asian movies?
[ ] Can you rave?
[x] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea?
[ ] Do you play Counterstrike, Starcraft, Warcraft, Diablo, etc?
[ ] Are you a master at DDR?
[ ] Do you play the violin/piano?
[ ] Do your parents beat you if you get bad grades?
[ ] Are you going / taking any honors classes?
[ ] Do you/your parents drive an Asian made car?

Total: 2

[ ] Are you a very good artist?
[ ] Do you speak your Asian language w/ your friends?
[ ] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market in an Asian community?
[x] Do you slurp soup?
[ ] Have you visited your home country at least twice?
[ ] Does your house smell like incense once in awhile?
[ ] Do you have/had glasses or braces?
[x] Do you like to read?
[ ] Do you NOT have an allowance?

Total: 2

[x] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before?
[ ] Are your parents fobs?
[ ] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc?
[ ] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers?
[ ] Have you ever solved a Rubik's cube?
[ ] Do you read manga?
[ ] Is the mall your hang out place?
[ ] Do you think you're short?
[ ] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later use?
[ ] Do you have AzN PrIdE?!

Total : 1

Now add the numbers up and multiply by 2 for your % of azn-ness.


Total: 3O%

ummmm .. I'M STILL ASIAN SO FUCK YOU (: